The Feds to Bailout Christmas

The WSJ reports that the Feds are now planning on bailing out Christmas:

Several years ago, according to a participant who requested anonymity, some of Santa's elves were contacted by representatives from Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers, who persuaded the elves of the benefits of an elaborate scheme of Christmas-list securitization.

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At first Santa was doubtful of the plan. Mrs. Claus was especially skeptical, pointing out that in her experience with baking Christmas cookies, a seemingly foolproof enterprise, a failure rate of 5% was not uncommon. "There is simply no historical data to suggest the whole world can be long Christmas," Mrs. Claus said. "No scheme will ever rid the world of bad little girls and boys."

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Difficulties emerged when a CLIPS salesman from AIG called a senior elf to say that a large number of the Christmas list swaps had ended up in the hands of Russian billionaires with links to former Russian president Vladimir Putin. "These plutocrats don't even believe in me," Santa was heard to say as Mr. Paulson's sleigh rode out of sight.

Sadly, Happie Mac and these CLIPS did Santa in.  :-)

Finally, a bailout I can get behind!

 

Car Czar

So, the new Auto Bailout will apparently include a new Car Czar (cause we all need more of those):

It would create a government "car czar" to dole out the loans, with the power to force the carmakers into bankruptcy if they didn't cut quick deals with labor unions, creditors and others to restructure their businesses and become viable.

Right. Uh huh.  I mean, Paulson is doing such a tremendous job with the banks, right?  What could possibly go wrong with a new Czar in charge?

Oh, and let's not overlook the amazingly clever alliteration.  Though I would have prefered Tax Theft Tsar.

 

The Bailout Clusterfuck

Need more proof that this was a bad idea?  How about this:

In the six weeks since lawmakers approved the Treasury's massive bailout of financial firms, the government has poured money into the country's largest banks, recruited smaller banks into the program and repeatedly widened its scope to cover yet other types of businesses, from insurers to consumer lenders.

Along the way, the Bush administration has committed $290 billion of the $700 billion rescue package.

Yet for all this activity, no formal action has been taken to fill the independent oversight posts established by Congress when it approved the bailout to prevent corruption and government waste. Nor has the first monitoring report required by lawmakers been completed, though the initial deadline has passed.

"It's a mess," said Eric M. Thorson, the Treasury Department's inspector general, who has been working to oversee the bailout program until the newly created position of special inspector general is filled. "I don't think anyone understands right now how we're going to do proper oversight of this thing."

And apparently there is even a pissing match in the Senate over which committee, Banking or Finance, should even be in charge. 

Good thing we rammed this through, cause, you know, otherwise the world would have exploded.  Unlike now, where it's all flowers and unicorns on Wall Street.

 

Now we're buying Korean debt?

WTF???

This is just plain nuts.  I'm not even sure how to comment on this.

:-(

 

I'll side with Anna Schwartz

When I hear people dismiss criticism of the current bailout efforts by saying that we are in uncharted territory, and that we have to do something, so it might as well be this, it drives my crazy. 

Sure, I don't have a Ph.D. in Economics, but does that disqualify me from thinking that the government is incompetent at running the DMV, let alone being in charge of parts of our banking system?  That they are bailing out banks and bankers that should be allowed to fail, instead of stabalizing the credit system itself?  That devaluing the dollar and propping up home prices are bad ideas?  That without transparency at all levels, this mess will drag on for FAR longer than need be?  That giving the Treasury a blank check without a solid plan is a recipe for disaster?

Well, fine.  I don't know jack.  So on this one, I'll defer to Anna Schartz, interviewed this week in the Wall Street Journal.  Who is she?  From the interview:

Most people now living have never seen a credit crunch like the one we are currently enduring. Ms. Schwartz, 92 years old, is one of the exceptions. She's not only old enough to remember the period from 1929 to 1933, she may know more about monetary history and banking than anyone alive. She co-authored, with Milton Friedman, "A Monetary History of the United States" (1963). It's the definitive account of how misguided monetary policy turned the stock-market crash of 1929 into the Great Depression.

And she thinks that the Feds are getting it wrong.

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has called the 888-page "Monetary History" "the leading and most persuasive explanation of the worst economic disaster in American history." Ms. Schwartz thinks that our central bankers and our Treasury Department are getting it wrong again.

To understand why, one first has to understand the nature of the current "credit market disturbance," as Ms. Schwartz delicately calls it. We now hear almost every day that banks will not lend to each other, or will do so only at punitive interest rates. Credit spreads -- the difference between what it costs the government to borrow and what private-sector borrowers must pay -- are at historic highs.

This is not due to a lack of money available to lend, Ms. Schwartz says, but to a lack of faith in the ability of borrowers to repay their debts. "The Fed," she argues, "has gone about as if the problem is a shortage of liquidity. That is not the basic problem. The basic problem for the markets is that [uncertainty] that the balance sheets of financial firms are credible."

So even though the Fed has flooded the credit markets with cash, spreads haven't budged because banks don't know who is still solvent and who is not. This uncertainty, says Ms. Schwartz, is "the basic problem in the credit market. Lending freezes up when lenders are uncertain that would-be borrowers have the resources to repay them. So to assume that the whole problem is inadequate liquidity bypasses the real issue."

So, to recap, liquidity is not the issue.  Trust is.  And bailing out the criminals is not the way to solve this problem.  Anna continues:

Ms. Schwartz won't say so, but this [the inability to properly price these toxic assets] is the dirty little secret that led Secretary Paulson to shift from buying bank assets to recapitalizing them directly, as the Treasury did this week. But in doing so, he's shifted from trying to save the banking system to trying to save banks. These are not, Ms. Schwartz argues, the same thing. In fact, by keeping otherwise insolvent banks afloat, the Federal Reserve and the Treasury have actually prolonged the crisis. "They should not be recapitalizing firms that should be shut down."

Rather, "firms that made wrong decisions should fail," she says bluntly. "You shouldn't rescue them. And once that's established as a principle, I think the market recognizes that it makes sense. Everything works much better when wrong decisions are punished and good decisions make you rich." The trouble is, "that's not the way the world has been going in recent years."

Instead, we've been hearing for most of the past year about "systemic risk" -- the notion that allowing one firm to fail will cause a cascade that will take down otherwise healthy companies in its wake.

Ms. Schwartz doesn't buy it. "It's very easy when you're a market participant," she notes with a smile, "to claim that you shouldn't shut down a firm that's in really bad straits because everybody else who has lent to it will be injured. Well, if they lent to a firm that they knew was pretty rocky, that's their responsibility. And if they have to be denied repayment of their loans, well, they wished it on themselves. The [government] doesn't have to save them, just as it didn't save the stockholders and the employees of Bear Stearns. Why should they be worried about the creditors? Creditors are no more worthy of being rescued than ordinary people, who are really innocent of what's been going on."

It takes real guts to let a large, powerful institution go down. But the alternative -- the current credit freeze -- is worse, Ms. Schwartz argues.

She also puts the proper blame on Alan Greenspan.

"Now, Alan Greenspan has issued an epilogue to his memoir, 'Time of Turbulence,' and it's about what's going on in the credit market," Ms. Schwartz says. "And he says, 'Well, it's true that monetary policy was expansive. But there was nothing that a central bank could do in those circumstances. The market would have been very much displeased, if the Fed had tightened and crushed the boom. They would have felt that it wasn't just the boom in the assets that was being terminated.'" In other words, Mr. Greenspan "absolves himself. There was no way you could really terminate the boom because you'd be doing collateral damage to areas of the economy that you don't really want to damage."

Ms Schwartz adds, gently, "I don't think that that's an adequate kind of response to those who argue that absent accommodative monetary policy, you would not have had this asset-price boom." Policies based on such thinking only lead to a more damaging bust when the mania ends, as they all do. "In general, it's easier for a central bank to be accommodative, to be loose, to be promoting conditions that make everybody feel that things are going well."

So, if it's all the same to you, I'll side with Anna on this one. 

The Dow is down 13% in 5 days.

Good thing we passed that pork-laden bailout, huh.

I thought for sure that wooden arrow sales were set to skyrocket, which should clearly have made things right again.  Just goes to show you what I know about all of this.

 

Cato on the Bailout

The Cato Institute Weekly Video takes on the Bailout.

The House GOP crumples like a cheap ($150B) suit

There are no words to describe how disheartened I am by the passage of the bailout bill today.  Can anyone explain to me how this bill is BETTER than the one from Monday?  How on earth is $850B in spending better than $700B?  I wanted neither, but from a conservative's perspective the one from Monday was far superior to this one.

But, at least we got this:

SEC. 503. EXEMPTION FROM EXCISE TAX FOR CERTAIN WOODEN ARROWS DESIGNED FOR USE BY CHILDREN.

(a) IN GENERAL.—Paragraph (2) of section 4161(b) is amended by redesignating subparagraph (B) as sub-paragraph (C) and by inserting after subparagraph (A)
the following new subparagraph:

‘‘(B) EXEMPTION FOR CERTAIN WOODEN ARROW SHAFTS.—Subparagraph (A) shall not apply to any shaft consisting of all natural wood with no laminations or artificial means of enhancing the spine of such shaft (whether sold separately or incorporated as part of a finished or unfinished product) of a type used in the manufacture of any arrow which after its assembly—

‘‘(i) measures 5⁄16 of an inch or less in diameter, and

‘‘(ii) is not suitable for use with a bow described in paragraph (1)(A).’’.

So we got that going for us.  :-(

Make Them Famous

In his acceptance speech, John McCain said that when he's President, he will fight earmarks and pork-barrel spending.  Specifically, he said:

I've fought the big spenders in both parties, who waste your money on things you neither need nor want, and the first big-spending pork-barrel earmark bill that comes across my desk, I will veto it. I will make them famous, and you will know their names. You will know their names.

Well, Senator McCain, how about starting a little early.  How about standing up to pork-barrel spending right now.  How about naming names right now.  How about starting with the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008.

For example, could you please tell me who thinks we need the following as part of this "emergency" legislation?

  • A requirement for private insurance plans to offer mental health benefits on par with medical-surgical benefits
  • Energy tax credits and incentives to encourage wind and refined coal production, new biomass facilities, wave and tide electricity generators, solar energy property improvements, CO2 capturing, plug-in electric drive vehicles, idling reduction units on truck engines, cellulosic biofuels ethanol production, energy efficient houses, offices, dishwashers, clothes washers and refrigerators, and fringe benefits for employees commuting by bicycle.
  • Freezing of deductions for sale and exchange of oil and natural gas, mandatory basis reporting by brokers for transactions involving publicly traded securities and an extension of the oil spill tax
  • Economic development credit to American Samoan businesses
  • $10,000 tax credit for training of mine rescue team members
  • 50% immediate expensing for extra underground mine safety equipment
  • Tax credit for businesses with employees from an Indian reservation
  • Accelerated depreciation for property used mostly on an Indian reservation
  • 50% tax credit for some expenditures on maintaining railroad tracks
  • 7-year recovery period for motorsports racetrack property
  • Expensing of cleaning up "brownfield" contaminated sites
  • Enhanced deductions for businesses donating computers and books to schools, and for food donations
  • Deduction for income from domestic production in Puerto Rico
  • Tax credit for employees in Hurricane Katrina disaster area
  • Tax incentives for investments in poor neighborhoods in D.C.
  • Increased rehabilitation credit for buildings in Gulf area
  • Reduction of import duties on some imported wool fabrics, transfers other duties to Wool Trust Fund to promote competitiveness of American wool
  • Special expensing rules for film and TV productions
  • Increasing cover of rum excise tax revenues to Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands
  • Making it easier for film and TV companies to use deduction for domestic production
  • Exempting children's wooden arrows from excise tax
  • Income averaging for Exxon Valdez litigants for tax purposes

Come on, Senator McCain.  Fight this bill.  Name names.  Let's see this new policy of yours in action.

Comrade Paulson will save us

Don't worry my friends
Comrade Paulson will save us
With his 2-year plan